Sorry Ladies
Me and D (another guy from the team) were studying the Word with a self-proclaimed Atheist guy earlier tonight. We were doing a creation-to-Christ thing where you show how the Old Testament leads up to Christ. As we talked about Abraham and David and Isaiah and all the promises and prophecies the guy listened politely, but didn't seem too interested.
Then somehow it came up that I'm a virgin.
The guy stopped us as his eyes got wide as could be. He asked me about 5 times in different ways if I really was a virgin. He couldn't believe it. He asked me how I could live as a virgin. I gave him the good answer "Jesus helps me." I think that impressed him more than any Scripture we read, for better or for worse.
After we finished, D and I talked about my newly discovered role as Apostolic Virgin. For the sake of the spread of the gospel in this land, I must refrain from marriage. One of the best proofs of the truth of the gospel is my virginity. Looks like I'm taking one for the team...

Awesome. That's the best e-story i've heard in, like, forever.
Heath
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:09 AM
Wow! That is certainly a new one. Apostolic virgin...that has a cool ring to it. Although at this point, I don't plan on reliquinshing my roles as husband and father. Either side is good my friend, just don't wander in the "middle ground."
Posted by
Polarbear |
2:51 PM